dat fucking kingdom Mystic-Falls

• where everyday is to celebrate something or just to have a random party
  “what? today’s not a holiday? okey, let’s make a new fund then and celebrate it!!!”
  
• where people inherit the mayor’s post (Lockwoods. Always Lockwoods)
  I mean, do you realize that Tyler’s gonna be a mayor if Carol dies?
  
• and where no one cares about real problems. like, abandoned children, for example ”Juvenile justice? Wait, what is it? We’ve never heard about it”
   
• mysterious death or disappear that has to be investigated
   
• no vampire attacks at all for the very long time. 
  “We should do something to kick vampires’ asses”
   
• town is full of vampires, original, hybrids etc, etc
  “oh, these lovely creatures give us more money for our useless funds. let’s invite them into our houses so we could party together”